Gore as peacemaker in Congress | csmonitor.com
October 16th, 2007
Opinion, Politics, global warming, religion
Gore as peacemaker in Congress | csmonitor.com
The Religion of Global Warming may subjugate all other theologies to its dogma, precipitating a “Holy War” unlike any other. With Nobel appointed Pope Gore, the likes of Benedict, Roberts, Graham, and Haggard can only stand back in awe and admiration, and hitch their own star to the greater cause. Evincing a creed that attracts atheistic free thinkers like PZ Meyers and Larry Moran to the flock, those who may question the nuanced commandments are to be swept aside, marginalized (excommunicated) for attempting a debate that is over. One must only truly believe that the world will be a better place if we sacrifice our carbon - all our carbon (or at least 80% of it) - to the altar of unquestionable science in the name of humanity (all six and half BILLION of us). Then - and only then - will the world be a cool place to live.
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